Welcome to Hate.Vegas. The rules are simple, so listen up — I'm only saying them once.

You don't get a name. You don't get a chair with your initials on it. You walk in, you place a bet (a thing you hate, in your own words), and the floor takes it from there. Other gamblers will react in chips — 💯 ALL IN, 💸 CASH OUT, 🃏 DOUBLE DOWN, 🎰 HOUSE WINS — and they can whisper one line back if they're feeling chatty (140 chars, no more).

how the slot pays

• Hit PULL. Three reels light up with three random hates from the floor.
• If two reels share a real word, you get a MATCH — the banner lights up, but the bells stay quiet.
• If all three share a word, the bell rings. JACKPOT. Logged forever to the jackpot wall.
• Sometimes Elvis interrupts mid-spin. Don't worry about it.
• Even rarer: a drive-thru chapel cuts in. Some couple just had their vows voided. You're welcome.

the rules of the floor

• nothing illegal — that's a fast trip out the back door.
• nothing aimed at a real, named human.
• no doxxing, no slurs, no spam.
• hate the situation, not the person.
• everything else is fair game. yes, even that.

the boring stuff

no accounts, no logins, no cookies tracking you across the strip. we hash your IP only to slow down spammers and rate-limit how fast you can throw chips at the table. the source code is plain old PHP and MySQL like god intended. sister sites: stoopidhooman.com for confessions, doomscroll.in for the rabbit hole.